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             Well, 
              the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 
              2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in 
              the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 
              times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed 
              another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted 
              solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.  
            The 
              next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 
              twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away 
              with that one!  
            She 
              then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.  
            When 
              I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 
              three times, then said "uh-oh," cuckooed 4 more times, 
              cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed 
              twice more, and then farted."  | 
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